Teachers should be armed to stop school shootings

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  1. SuperTyke

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    #1 SuperTyke, Mar 1, 2018
    Well yesterday one of those teachers barricaded the classroom door and fired a gun.
     
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    #2 Farnham_Red, Mar 1, 2018
    Maybe the students should be armed as well - then if the teacher pulls a gun they can shoot him
     
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    #3 SuperTyke, Mar 1, 2018
    I won't be happy till groundskeeper Willie has got an AK47
     
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    #4 Plankton Pete, Mar 1, 2018
    No-one was hurt. Further proof that arming teachers leads to safer schools. The other week a student ran amok and it was carnage.
     
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    #5 John Peachy, Mar 1, 2018
    Quality........ I have literally pissed my pants.
     
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    #6 orsenkaht, Mar 1, 2018
    But what would the armed teachers do about letting children out to go to the loo?
     
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    #7 lannoy, Mar 1, 2018
    won't be long until till some psycho teacher massacres their own class
     
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    #8 Brush, Mar 2, 2018
    They should just stop f**king about. Why not have a small thermonuclear device in each school with a red button on each teacher's desk.

    Sorted.
     
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    #9 Mr C, Mar 2, 2018
    A well aimed blackboard rubber...? :)
     
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    #10 Farnham_Red, Mar 2, 2018
    Do they still have Blackboards* in school - I thought it had all gone hi tech

    *Didnt they get renamed Chalkboards in case any ethnic Children took offence?
     
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    #11 Scoff, Mar 2, 2018
    Sure they were greenboards for a while when I was at school due to the green colouring.

    Still occasionally hear the term whiteboards for those plastic boards you can write on with permanent marker...
     
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    #12 JamDrop, Mar 2, 2018
    Don't you dare write on them with permanent marker!!! I bet you're secretly the supply teacher who wrecked my board with the dodgy handwriting that wouldn't come off for days aren't you?! :mad:
     
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