Why does the postman always come much earlier on a Saturday?

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  1. SuperTyke

    SuperTyke Well-Known Member

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    #21 SuperTyke, Feb 24, 2018
    I hope she cleans that work surface before making any more bread. Very unhygienic is that
     
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    #22 Tarntyke, Feb 24, 2018
    I know there’s no flexibility in their working hours because next door neighbours a postie and always misses the early kick-offs. Woman at work, her son is a postie and he says they’re treated like school kids.
     
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    #23 JLWBigLil, Feb 24, 2018
    Yup. That's what grabbed my attention, too(!):D
     
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    #24 HowMuch!, Feb 24, 2018
    If you put a first class stamp on a French letter does it make the male cum quicker ?
     
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    #25 pompey_red, Feb 24, 2018
    Is there anything wrong with them? Why the aggression? Strange world if you can’t make a comment about shorts now
     
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    #26 Tarntyke, Feb 24, 2018
    I’d like to see her neading (sp) dough balls
     
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    #27 Seattle_Red, Feb 24, 2018
    It's a boxer.
     
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    #28 Mr Badger, Feb 24, 2018
    So what we're saying is that your dog comes too soon in his shorts when the postman rings twice at 9.30 a.m ?
    I think that's right.
     
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    #29 leebrilleaux, Feb 24, 2018
    I dunno? - Where's the aggression? - Is it the question marks?

    I'm sorry I think you have misunderstood my remarks. I didn't mean it to be read in that way. Sorry if it came across that way. I don't do aggression, not my style. I just made the remark that I didn't think there is anything wrong with wearing shorts this time of year. The other day a bloke asked me when I was wearing shorts (not the dog wearing them) it I was 'strange' My reply was (in a light-hearted way) - you wouldn't have made that comment if you saw a young woman wearing a short skirt would you?
     
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    #30 leebrilleaux, Feb 24, 2018
    I now see the error of my ways (chortle) - I think I could do with some work on the structure of my sentences - perhaps George Spicer style......

    PS Nan they don't fit and besides I think they are the wrong colour for him
     
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    #31 SuperTyke, Feb 24, 2018
    John peachy is your nan? Well it is a small world isn't it
     
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    #32 shenk1, Feb 24, 2018
    They get round quicker because more husbands are at home ;)
     
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    #33 36 Chambers, Feb 24, 2018
    Two types of people wear shorts all year round whatever the weather, postmen and body builders.
     
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    #34 Red-Taff., Feb 24, 2018
    I seem to get fewer letters these days - probably because communication is by e-mail social media etc.

    Also, you never get official letters on a Monday.
     
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    #35 Mr Badger, Feb 24, 2018
    I love nan breads... the ones with minced beef (or whatever) in them.
     
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    #36 John Peachy, Feb 24, 2018
    Post arrived later today. I think there may be a connection. I am going to put a spreadsheet together to analyse delivery times & results. I will report back.
     
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    #37 leebrilleaux, Feb 24, 2018
    Nah (or nan if you prefer) there are three types - the two you've described plus those like myself that are immune to cold weather; unless of course my insulation/bodyfat/beer belly is what you are referring as 'body builders'
     
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