If you were a millionaire what luxuries would you have?

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  1. Con

    Conan Troutman Well-Known Member

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    #21 Conan Troutman, Sep 30, 2017
    We're just bad losers.
     
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    #22 Jay, Sep 30, 2017
    A procession of pert young maidens from whose arses I could snort a cocktail of drugs. And a Kenwood food processor, always wondered what exactly it is that they do.
     
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    #23 scarf, Sep 30, 2017
    You forgot a Goblin Teasmade.
     
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    #24 troff, Sep 30, 2017
    I’d prefer a gobblin’ maid...
     
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    #25 shed131, Sep 30, 2017
    Have you got a spare hour or two i will bore the pants of you telling you what i did...lol





    if only ...
     
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    #26 wakeyred, Sep 30, 2017
    I would employ someone to turn the tide of the world pushing jobs onto me. Gone would be the days of checkout person at the supermarket, check in person at the airport, tax expert for self assessment., energy lacky for meter reading, etc,etc.
     
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    #27 BarnsleyReds, Oct 1, 2017
    I find it interesting that nobody mentioned buying the club. (I wouldnt either, for the record)

    Just goes to show that deep down none of us truly want to do that job that we all think we could do better
     
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    #28 Duntpasstome, Oct 1, 2017
    I'd buy myself a bit of quiet time and longer sleep. Today wife's got a list a mile long for me and kids and dog need entertaining then back to work tomorrow for 12 hours then get back from work to start entertaining kids dog and wife again. I wouldn't change any of that but would buy an hour of quiet and have a lay in every now and then.
     
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    #29 DSLRed, Oct 1, 2017
    As per my answer above. Now that my missus has retired earlier this year and is loving it, I am acutely aware of how little time and life I have at the moment.
     
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    #30 tyrone1, Oct 1, 2017
    A place.on beverley hills
     
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    #31 Redstar, Oct 1, 2017
    Surely Harborough Hills?
     
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    #32 Archey, Oct 1, 2017
    Heinz baked beans instead of Aldi
    Hovis bread instead of Aldi
    Coca-Cola instead of Aldi
    Nescafe instead of Aldi
    Lynx instead of Aldi
    Etc etc

    Keeping it real.

    Oh and a Dodge Challenger Hell cat.
     
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    #33 Young Nudger, Oct 1, 2017
    I'd spend a bit on my local community.
    I'd leave myself enough to live comfortably in India.
    I'd give my family and friends a bit.
    The rest I'd give away on wildlife conservation projects at home and away.
     
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    #34 sadbrewer, Oct 1, 2017
    Very timely post...only this morning I've had an email that will make this dream come true ...
    A Nigerian Prince needs help to get his family's money out of the country before his father's enemies freeze the account...all I have to do is send them my bank details and they will deposit 500 million Sterling into it, it rests there only until the next day and then goes safely to the Prince's own account in Geneva, my cut is a generous 10%....I'm not a greedy bloke, who wants to share it with me?
    Just PM me with your bank details...address, account number and sort code and you're in....this time next week we'll both be living the high life, might even have enough to afford the away tickets for Bellend road....who's in?
     
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    tyrone1 Banned Idiot

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    #35 tyrone1, Oct 1, 2017
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    Spent far too many hours there
     
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    #36 tosh, Oct 1, 2017
    Surely luxuries are for the poor. When you can easily afford it, it isn't a luxury anymore
     
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    #37 DonnyTyke, Oct 2, 2017
    I'd build a new west stand.
     
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    #38 Merde Tete, Oct 3, 2017
    I'd definitely fly long haul in business class. That and get liposuction.
     
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    #39 Jimmy viz, Oct 3, 2017
    I’d buy Swindon and close it down.
     
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    #40 Merde Tete, Oct 3, 2017
    The football club or the whole town? If it's the latter, Grantham should also be on your list. And not just because it spawned Margaret Thatcher. An absolute horror show of a town.
     
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