If Ireland are messing about can we try and find out if he has an English granny? He's far better than useless players like Henderson and Lallana. HOURIHANE FOR ENGLAND!!
I know. But with a midfield as bad as ours we need to look around for other nations cast offs. He is far too good to drop down a level though.
That's probably the best thing I've seen on here all year! And with a technique like that she may just be able to handle my rod...