To be honest, I can only think of one - Philip Martin-Chambers. Any more? Foreign names like van der Laan etc don't count. Neither do weird double-barrelled first names like Jad-Aga Floorcloth. It's proper pompous English names I've after.
He scored a beauty for West Brom, in his usual calm unhurried way he neatly chipped the advancing Clive Baker from just inside his own half. Brilliant.