Has anyone noticed that in present society it is impossible to get a straight answer to a straight question? There is now no such thing as the absolute truth any more. Everything is obfuscation (God, I love that word). Take this conversation for example, it is invented, but it is typical of what I experience: Person 1: Have you eaten my pie? Person 2: What pie? Person 1: The pie that was on the table? Person 2: There was no pie on the table. Person 1: Yes there was! In front of where you are sitting. On that empty plate. Person 2: There was no pie on the plate. Person 1: Yes there was! There was a pie on that plate and you have eaten it! Look at the crumbs! Person 2: Those are pasty crumbs. There was no pie on the plate. Person 1: Why didn’t you admit you had eaten it? Person 2: Because you asked me if I had eaten a pie. There was no pie. Person 1: What does it matter if it is a pie or a pasty? You have eaten it! Person 2: It matters a lot. I don’t like pies. Person 1: So you admit you ate the pasty!! Person 2: You admit that it wasn’t a pie. Person 1: For God sake, just tell me the plain truth! You ate the pasty!! Person 2: Why are you shouting? I don’t like your tone. It is very upsetting. Person 1: Please stop crying. I am sorry. It’s OK. I don’t mind you eating my pie. Person 2: It wasn’t a pie it was a pasty. I didn’t eat your pie I have just realised that you might be inclined to believe I am talking to a particular footballer in this conversation. I am not, it is just made up. That is the absolute truth.
I'm currently reading via twitter, updates on the Cellino press conference at Bellend Road. Cryne might amuse me, but **** me their owner is a basket case. Thank God it's them. Feel for Redders though. Matter of days I imagine before he's sacked, or perhaps back as academy manager.
Is that a conversation between him and Barnsley supporters regarding our policy on identifying transfers?
It's not private. He's friends with any reds fan on there who adds him. I don't think he'll be arsed that I've shared it on here.
any chance it could a fake account? mebbi the same scallywag that did the ben mansford parody account? whoever that was..
Most of Whitey's celebrity "mates" know that he's a social media addict and that anything shared with him will soon be public knowledge. Quite handy if any of them want to spread false information...
Would have been easier, funnier and more believable if you'd just said "Whitey's a gobshite". Think on for next time.
I'm friends with him on facebook, but it's not your (or my) decision to post it to the rest of the world.